1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
that would involve me getting up

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
vicks vaporub

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
csi miami, i'm addicated

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
8:55pm

5. what time it is?
8:51pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the television

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
taking the puppies for a walk

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the tv

9. What are you wearing?
pjs

10. Did you dream last night?
oh gosh, i don't remember

11. When did you last laugh?
probably a few hours ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A romanesque type painting

13. Seen anything weird lately?
i see weird shit all the time

15. What is the last film you saw?
the grinch

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a full day package at the spa would be the first purchase

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
i have bronchitis and a headache

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics.
I would make the world in general more appreciative of art


19. Do you like to dance?
heck yes

20. George Bush.
ugh... i wish him dead

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Natalie
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Giovanni

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Sure

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Duuuuude... hit this joint... it's some good shit"